Psychiatrists are an ancient evil...
...that have been a problem for billions of years.
I have decided to join the South Park guys in the million-year war for Earth.
I will do my part by beginning a doctorate program in Clinical Psychology at Florida State University. (A main factor in my decision was: Florida has a lot of aligators and mantees that I think I will be able to recruit in the war. The manatess probably won't be very helpful, but they could be used for distraction, since they're so damn cute.
My primary focus will be eating disorders, and I will be working in Dr. Thomas Joiner's lab.
Those Scientoligist better get ready, I'm about to show them how evil we psychologists can really be.
posted by April @ 6:39 PM
4 Comments:
in 6 months, katie holmes will need your services.
have you seen this:
http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/2006/04/eek-gads-yuks-audiences-will-be.html
also, i too will join the war! you should look up the children's musical about scientology, i think that wfmu (www.wfmu.org maybe?) has audio from it, it's really funny
congrats ms smith
um, i was thinking, if you're as smart as i think you are, and you're tricky like the scientologists say you are, have you been controlling my mind in any way?
i was thinking about this a lot lately and please just tell me the truth.
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