Changing Face of the Green M&M

At first M&M's had signed Nicole Richie to be the face of the New and Improved Green M&M.



Then, looking for a more full-bodied spokesperson they tapped Pam Anderson.



However, after hearing that I got my green belt, they decided to go with something a little more hard-bodied.



NB: Although I'm sure it's painfully obvious, this wonderfully rendered portrait is a self-portrait, i.e., it's supposed to be me.