Using this at work could prove difficult
Not because I'm supposed to be working, as my job is a total sinecure, but rather because for whatever reason everything is in Japanese. Wait, there's a painfully logical reason: I am in Japan. It's easier to forget that than one might think. Often times I feel I'm in some sort of Netherland that's not Japan and definitely not America; it's probably what I imagine the Twilight Zone would be like. In my Japanese reality, or the un-reality of the Zone, anything can happen. Old women have bright purple hair, students go catatonic in class and no one seems to care, it's always too hot or too cold, stamps are more important than money, fish have herpes, and you can never make substitutions when ordering food...the list goes on and on.








